I Have Been Educated

Over the past two months I have learned a few things. None of which are of any academic use.

• Menthol tissues are amazing
• Old style alarm clocks, however useful, will shave years off your life
• All you have to do to stop someone climbing out a window is keep pressure on their sternum
• Alcohol is a powerful painkiller
• I enjoy being called 'poppet'
• 'Anything but clothes' parties in November are a terrible idea
• I rely on pizza to keep me alive far too much
• Tutorials will scare the living daylights out of you
• Satsumas are my new best friends
• Beer is far too cheap in Germany
• Bacon sandwiches have healing powers
• Whatever bacon can't fix tea can
• It's much easier that I had previously thought to do nothing with your day
• Eating potatos 6 days out of 7 is odd
• Jello shots are dangerous
• Never leave the house without a dictionary
• Chocolate is also far too cheap
• Erasmus friends will tell you if you need to sort your life out
• There really are no words to describe the madness